We’re pleased to announce that we have officially linked up with our friends at Gearpress to massively increase the range of designs and products we can offer. Existing stumbling blocks over availability of stock will be eased considerably, with a long-term plan of expanding the whole operation considerably.
In the short-term, new designs of mugs and, FINALLY, T-shirts, are going up at regular intervals – take heed though, some of these are limited designs which will be retired to make way for new stock – don’t hesitate!
We welcome suggestions for new designs and will do everything we can not to blindly ignore them or mock your tastes. Speak to us on FaceBook or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Nothing says “Happy Christmas”, “Congratulations”, “Happy Birthday” or “Sorry, I’ll never do it again” quite like a snow globe. Perfect as a keepsake, paper weight, decoration or rudimentary hand axe, Gods and Monsters are proud, nay, ecstatic to unveil the first wave of our snow globes.
Each globe contains an image we think befitting of sitting atop your mantelpiece. All globes have an image on each side, so whichever way you turn it, you are confronted by greatness. Constructed of heavy duty plastic, the two designs containing either glittery snow (awww) or red love hearts (bigger awww), they will be entombed in bubblewrap and dispatched in mug-sized boxes. Every effort will be made to ensure safe delivery from our end, those with angry postal delivery persons may want to have a word.
It is genuinely with regret that we have to add on postage to accommodate this – we try to keep things as cheap as we possibly can. International customers – we don’t want to cut you out of the loop but postage outside the UK is cripplingly expensive, as we’re sure you’re aware. Therefore, you are more than welcome to purchase but we recognise they are expensive because of this.
So, remember to leave us a note when paying by PayPal as to which design you want (heart and snow designs are not interchangeable) or if it doesn’t let you, send us an email at email@example.com after you’ve paid. Shipping will be from week commencing 9th October 2016 – please allow a reasonable time for delivery
Available designs (many more due) – The Thing; Life Force; Eraserhead; Black Christmas; Silent Night, Deadly Night;Suspiria; Texas Chain Saw Massacre; Mogwai; The Fog; Halloween (snow only)
Bettie Page; Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS (heart globe only)
UK Customers – £10.00 plus £4.00 P&P
International Customers – £10.00 plus £10.00 P&P
The third instalment of our VHS jigsaws is Umberto Lenzi’s delirious Cannibal Ferox (or, if you prefer, Make Them Die Slowly). We’ve gone for the US poster design and as usual, it is printed on ultra glossy card stock and is housed in a retro VHS case for showing-off purposes.
We’re sticking to the same 300-piece affair and just to keep everything traditional, there will once again only be 50 sets worldwide. They are all individually numbered to make you feel even more special. I’m sure you know us well enough by now to know that when they’re gone, they stay gone. So, keep your monkeys out of harm’s way, pack away your hooks and put on your reinforced trousers, it’s the most notorious jigsaw yet! Banned in 32 countries (we added Scotland to the list), you are hereby advised to make the jigsaw slowly…
UK Orders – £20 inc. postage & packing
International Orders – £25 inc. postage & packing