At last, the time has come to conclude our journey through the video nasty VHS titles via the medium of trump cards. Sweeping up the remaining titles from the so-called Section 3 films, these are no less vivid and diverse, ranging from the familiar to the obscure and baffling.
These films were considered alarming enough to concern Magistrate’s Courts but had less of a chance of being found foul enough to lead to convictions should they progress to the High Court. Still liable at the time for seizure and forfeiture.
As ever, no expense will be spared on our part:
x40 Plastic-coated, round-cornered cards
Top quality gamesboard
Exclusive title card featuring the visage of a key player in the farrago…who will it be? It’s James Anderton – ferocious opponent of early VHS releases and personal hotwire to the heavens!
All decks sent plastic-sealed and housed in a plastic case for transport and display.
Limited to 200 sets worldwide. Existing passengers will be aware of crazy internet auction prices on the Whitehouse, Ferman and Bright sets…do not miss out!
Postage costs all included:
Nothing says “Happy Christmas”, “Congratulations”, “Happy Birthday” or “Sorry, I’ll never do it again” quite like a snow globe. Perfect as a keepsake, paper weight, decoration or rudimentary hand axe, Gods and Monsters are proud, nay, ecstatic to unveil the first wave of our snow globes.
Each globe contains an image we think befitting of sitting atop your mantelpiece. All globes have an image on each side, so whichever way you turn it, you are confronted by greatness. Constructed of heavy duty plastic, the two designs containing either glittery snow (awww) or red love hearts (bigger awww), they will be entombed in bubblewrap and dispatched in mug-sized boxes. Every effort will be made to ensure safe delivery from our end, those with angry postal delivery persons may want to have a word.
It is genuinely with regret that we have to add on postage to accommodate this – we try to keep things as cheap as we possibly can. International customers – we don’t want to cut you out of the loop but postage outside the UK is cripplingly expensive, as we’re sure you’re aware. Therefore, you are more than welcome to purchase but we recognise they are expensive because of this.
So, remember to leave us a note when paying by PayPal as to which design you want (heart and snow designs are not interchangeable) or if it doesn’t let you, send us an email at email@example.com after you’ve paid. Shipping will be from week commencing 9th October 2016 – please allow a reasonable time for delivery
Available designs (many more due) – The Thing; Life Force; Eraserhead; Black Christmas; Silent Night, Deadly Night;Suspiria; Texas Chain Saw Massacre; Mogwai; The Fog; Halloween (snow only)
Bettie Page; Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS (heart globe only)
UK Customers – £10.00 plus £4.00 P&P
International Customers – £10.00 plus £10.00 P&P
Like serial killers, you wait ages for one, then two turn up at once.
The next titles in our series of cult film jigsaws are both from much loved franchises…or much hated, depending on which installment we’re talking about. The ‘saws feature the UK quad poster image of George Romero’s seminal work, whilst we’ve gone for the Breakfast Club take on the family that slays together.
No changes to format – still 300 pieces on glossy board (btw – if you haven’t treated yourselves yet, 300 pieces is surprisingly hard!) and housed in a retro VHS case. By retro, we mean we leave them scuzzy-looking and leave any labels on. Lovely on the shelf and great to bring out after Sunday dinner. Avanti!
Night of the Living Dead
UK Customers £20 inc P&P
International Customers £25 inc P&P
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 UK Customers £20 inc P&P – Sorry…all gone!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 International Customers £25 inc P&P
Presenting the latest entry to our best-selling cult jigsaw line – Mario Bava’s magnificent Danger: Diabolik! Made so fiendishly difficult that even Diabolik himself would struggle to complete it, we cannot sing the praises of the film highly enough, so have resorted to paying tribute to it in puzzle form.
As regular patrons will know, these are 300-piece jigsaws printed in high definition on glossy card and come with bootleg-effect sleeves in retro-style VHS cases, which, if you’re lucky, will come with battle scars from their hard labour in the 80’s video library wars.
UK Sales £20 inc. Postage & Packing
International Sales £25 inc. Postage & Packing
The third instalment of our VHS jigsaws is Umberto Lenzi’s delirious Cannibal Ferox (or, if you prefer, Make Them Die Slowly). We’ve gone for the US poster design and as usual, it is printed on ultra glossy card stock and is housed in a retro VHS case for showing-off purposes.
We’re sticking to the same 300-piece affair and just to keep everything traditional, there will once again only be 50 sets worldwide. They are all individually numbered to make you feel even more special. I’m sure you know us well enough by now to know that when they’re gone, they stay gone. So, keep your monkeys out of harm’s way, pack away your hooks and put on your reinforced trousers, it’s the most notorious jigsaw yet! Banned in 32 countries (we added Scotland to the list), you are hereby advised to make the jigsaw slowly…
UK Orders – £20 inc. postage & packing
International Orders – £25 inc. postage & packing